Basil: He's bringing the zombie back.

Basil: If it weren't for black people, there would be no '50s.

Basil: You can never have too much chocolate...unless you have too much

Andy: I had a salad for lunch
Lisa: I had birdpoop

Drucker: "This nail must have been hammered in."

Drucker: Who's been following me around all day cooking delicious chicken?