Jon LC - "Every combo now is one less animal cracker later"

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Matt: "It smells like a child fell out of your ass and died!"

Rob - "We should download kiddie porn because it's not our internet connection!"

Basil - "Black can't be yellow?"

Matt Kleinschmidt - "Gotta let America be America?"

Matt: That kid is totally 'put the lotion in the basket .' (regarding Nikhil)

Lisa: You've already been guilty of sexually harassing me.
Matt: Why? Because I called you a 'fucking cunt?'

Erin: Why are we shoving tampons in the hot tub?