Basil on Heath Ledger's death:
"Gay sex is the new gateway drug."
"You can't 'no homo' an overdose either."
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Jenny: murder party came today. i am complete.
Andy: did you open the package, stare at it longingly and whisper "you complete me?"
Jenny: no it was more like a wave of subtle euphoria while my heart simultaneously explodes with happiness
Andy: I know exactly how you feel. that's the exact feeling that i got when my penis came in the mail
Jenny: it's about time you got one of those for yourself. you earned it
Andy: it took me years to finally be able to afford it. i had the exact model that i wanted picked out since i was 10. it was really worth all of the sacrifice.
Jenny: What's the warranty?
Andy: It comes with 1 year, but i paid for the 5 year WangCare plan.
Jenny: the murder party dvd extras come with a pumpkin bread recipe!
Andy: is it guaranteed to get you attempted murdered?
Jenny: i don't think so. but, it also includes how to make your own brown knight costume. theres so much happiness in my heart right now.
Andy: i need to give my copy a full exploration
Jenny: you need to go home early from work and do it. puff snooty!
Andy: you know, it's kind of weird, the biggest thing that sue and i disagree on is that if we ever got married, whether i could name her cat puff snooty or not.
Jenny: wow. what about calling it sir gallahad?
Andy: hmmm...i'll have to campaign that one and see what she says. this whole cat naming thing could be a deal breaker.
Jenny: you're going to let a cats name get in the way of pussy? faggot.
Andy: cat naming > pussy holes
Andy: did you open the package, stare at it longingly and whisper "you complete me?"
Jenny: no it was more like a wave of subtle euphoria while my heart simultaneously explodes with happiness
Andy: I know exactly how you feel. that's the exact feeling that i got when my penis came in the mail
Jenny: it's about time you got one of those for yourself. you earned it
Andy: it took me years to finally be able to afford it. i had the exact model that i wanted picked out since i was 10. it was really worth all of the sacrifice.
Jenny: What's the warranty?
Andy: It comes with 1 year, but i paid for the 5 year WangCare plan.
Jenny: the murder party dvd extras come with a pumpkin bread recipe!
Andy: is it guaranteed to get you attempted murdered?
Jenny: i don't think so. but, it also includes how to make your own brown knight costume. theres so much happiness in my heart right now.
Andy: i need to give my copy a full exploration
Jenny: you need to go home early from work and do it. puff snooty!
Andy: you know, it's kind of weird, the biggest thing that sue and i disagree on is that if we ever got married, whether i could name her cat puff snooty or not.
Jenny: wow. what about calling it sir gallahad?
Andy: hmmm...i'll have to campaign that one and see what she says. this whole cat naming thing could be a deal breaker.
Jenny: you're going to let a cats name get in the way of pussy? faggot.
Andy: cat naming > pussy holes
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