Basil: Petrochemical refineries and footbal: That's what Jersey does!

Kyan: Is Joe either an anarchist or gay?

Drucker: Why is the eye in Lord of the Rings a big vagina?

Drucker: She's like Midas, but everything she touches dies.

Drucker: Pussy pussy everywhere and not a drop to drink

Basil: My dick will henceforth be known as the BBC.

Basil: I love whale's vagina. numnumnumnum

Basil: My sister drove into a ditch and cracked her oil pan; I'm in a delivery room in Monterey; we need to pick up some dolphins.