"When I shit it's like Pearl Harbor."
-CJ
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Monday, May 5, 2008
Friday, May 2, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Basil: It's official: Not even the _New York Times_ uses apostrophes correctly.
Andy: I blame the internet and by association Al Gore. So it's official, Al Gore = Bad Grammar
Basil: And the school. Don't forget the schools.
Andy: Hmmm too much to blame. We need a single scapegoat...How about the jews? They've gotten off relatively easy over the course of history, right?
Basil: Shit. Lost. You Win.
Andy: I blame the internet and by association Al Gore. So it's official, Al Gore = Bad Grammar
Basil: And the school. Don't forget the schools.
Andy: Hmmm too much to blame. We need a single scapegoat...How about the jews? They've gotten off relatively easy over the course of history, right?
Basil: Shit. Lost. You Win.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Jenny: murder party came today. i am complete.
Andy: did you open the package, stare at it longingly and whisper "you complete me?"
Jenny: no it was more like a wave of subtle euphoria while my heart simultaneously explodes with happiness
Andy: I know exactly how you feel. that's the exact feeling that i got when my penis came in the mail
Jenny: it's about time you got one of those for yourself. you earned it
Andy: it took me years to finally be able to afford it. i had the exact model that i wanted picked out since i was 10. it was really worth all of the sacrifice.
Jenny: What's the warranty?
Andy: It comes with 1 year, but i paid for the 5 year WangCare plan.
Jenny: the murder party dvd extras come with a pumpkin bread recipe!
Andy: is it guaranteed to get you attempted murdered?
Jenny: i don't think so. but, it also includes how to make your own brown knight costume. theres so much happiness in my heart right now.
Andy: i need to give my copy a full exploration
Jenny: you need to go home early from work and do it. puff snooty!
Andy: you know, it's kind of weird, the biggest thing that sue and i disagree on is that if we ever got married, whether i could name her cat puff snooty or not.
Jenny: wow. what about calling it sir gallahad?
Andy: hmmm...i'll have to campaign that one and see what she says. this whole cat naming thing could be a deal breaker.
Jenny: you're going to let a cats name get in the way of pussy? faggot.
Andy: cat naming > pussy holes
Andy: did you open the package, stare at it longingly and whisper "you complete me?"
Jenny: no it was more like a wave of subtle euphoria while my heart simultaneously explodes with happiness
Andy: I know exactly how you feel. that's the exact feeling that i got when my penis came in the mail
Jenny: it's about time you got one of those for yourself. you earned it
Andy: it took me years to finally be able to afford it. i had the exact model that i wanted picked out since i was 10. it was really worth all of the sacrifice.
Jenny: What's the warranty?
Andy: It comes with 1 year, but i paid for the 5 year WangCare plan.
Jenny: the murder party dvd extras come with a pumpkin bread recipe!
Andy: is it guaranteed to get you attempted murdered?
Jenny: i don't think so. but, it also includes how to make your own brown knight costume. theres so much happiness in my heart right now.
Andy: i need to give my copy a full exploration
Jenny: you need to go home early from work and do it. puff snooty!
Andy: you know, it's kind of weird, the biggest thing that sue and i disagree on is that if we ever got married, whether i could name her cat puff snooty or not.
Jenny: wow. what about calling it sir gallahad?
Andy: hmmm...i'll have to campaign that one and see what she says. this whole cat naming thing could be a deal breaker.
Jenny: you're going to let a cats name get in the way of pussy? faggot.
Andy: cat naming > pussy holes
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Monday, November 26, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Saturday, June 23, 2007
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