Basil: It's official: Not even the _New York Times_ uses apostrophes correctly.
Andy: I blame the internet and by association Al Gore. So it's official, Al Gore = Bad Grammar
Basil: And the school. Don't forget the schools.
Andy: Hmmm too much to blame. We need a single scapegoat...How about the jews? They've gotten off relatively easy over the course of history, right?
Basil: Shit. Lost. You Win.